***Monk Alphabet***

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 A is for Adrian Monk
B is for Bitty Schram
C is for Captain Stottlemeyer
D is for Doctor Kroger
E is for Evenness
F is for Foot Wine that Adrian don't drink anymore
G is for Gift that Adrian never open from Trudy
H is for Harold Krenshaw
I is for Ice, that Sharona won't let Adrian drive on in hell
J is for Julie Teeger
K is for Karen Stottlemeyer, the ex Mrs. Stottlemeyer
L is for Level Checking Level
M is for Moist Towelettes
N is for Newcomer Natalie Teeger
O is for Obsessive-Compulsive-Disorder
P is for Phobias
Q is for Quirks that Adrian have
R is for Randall Disher
S is for Six finger man who hold all the clues
T is for Trudy Anne Monk
U is for USA Network
V is for Varla Davis, the replacement nurse
W is for Water is supplied by Sierra Springs
X is for X rated photos of Sharona
Y is for You'll Thank Me Later
Z is for Zero spots were hurt while creating this song

***What Are They Thinking?***

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Adrian: A toast to the fans.

Randall: Does this suit make me look fat?

Traylor and Bitty: (Thinking) Didn't we already do this shot.

Randy: I'd like a couple of these photos for my mom, I meant my girlfriend.

***Monk Quotes***

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Leland: "Could we not make this a personal thing? This is not about who Daddy loves more."

Adrian: I'm Adrian... Monk. You can call me Adrian... Monk.

Adrian: "He was a thirsty victim."
Sharona: "PERFECT victim."

Leland: "Sweetheart, I'm gonna strangle Monk, then I'll call you right back."

Leland to Darwin: Are you laughing at me? I said are you laughing at me?

Sharona: Tired?
Randy: Yeah I was up all night with my girlfriend.
Sharona: Oh those imaginary girlfriends can be pretty wild.
Randy: She's not imaginary.
Sharona: Oh. What's her name?
Randy: Crystal.
Sharona: What's her last name? Glassware?

Adrian: It's Sierra Springs! and it's free.

Adrian: Hello. My name is Adrian Monk.
Tommy: Monk.
Adrian: That's right. I'm working with the police department. Techniually I'm here as a consultant. Do you understand consultant?
Natalie: Mr. Monk, he isn't going to get that.
Adrian: An advisor. Sort of an adjunk.
Leland: Monk, I don't know what an Adjunk is.

***Adrian Monk's Phobia List***

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1. Germs	20. Tap water
2. Needles	21. Noises
3. Snakes	22. Touching
4. Milk	23. Feet
5. Heights	24. Flying
6. Crowds	25. Pretty Women
7. Death	26. Imperfection
8. Lightning	27. Dogs
9. Elevators	28. Cats
10. Mushrooms	29. Rabbits
11. Disorder	30. Monkeys
12. Dark	31. Bridges
13. Enclosed spaces	32. Public speaking
14. Dirt	33. Flies
15. Spiders	34. Slime
16. Driving	35. Birds
17. Bullies	36. Rivers
18. Fire	37. Tunnels
19. Puppets	38. Caves